Hello again, loyal fans! Hot Rod here, your favorite Manx and the most handsome feline at FieldHaven. Excuse the little gulp – a cat’s gotta eat, even before important holiday announcements. Speaking of which, Happy Thanksgiving to all you wonderful people out there!
Thanksgiving is on my mind, mostly because of the delicious smells that I hope will be wafting my way. A little birdie (or should I say, a little volunteer?) told me that Thanksgiving means turkey. And turkey, in my expert cat opinion, should definitely be shared. I’m envisioning a scenario where a kind volunteer, when the staff isn’t looking, might just toss a generous chunk of turkey in my direction. Don’t ask me to name names, but let’s just say some volunteers understand the true meaning of Thanksgiving generosity better than others.
Now, my so-called “Uncle” Jared seems to think Thanksgiving should be about less treats. Can you believe it? He’s threatening to cut back on treat deliveries, claiming we FieldHaven felines are getting a little…fluffy. He says it’s all about adjusting, like the weather. Honestly! While I appreciate his… concern, I think I can persuade another, more sensible volunteer to maintain the treat supply this week. A wink and a purr go a long way, you know.
The other cats are in an uproar about the potential treat shortage. Most are calling Jared a cheapskate, which, frankly, is a bit harsh. However, there are a few defenders, including Jared’s shadow, Darby (formerly known as Rice Cake). Darby, bless his heart, has… expanded a bit since arriving at FieldHaven. He insists it’s all muscle, of course. I just chuckle and call him “Fat Boy.” He’s not a fan of the nickname, but facts are facts. Even Jared has gently suggested Darby might be carrying a little extra holiday weight.
Speaking of Darby’s transformation, he’s got his own sponsor now! And a new name to go with it. So, from now on, it’s Darby, not Rice Cake. Just trying to keep up with the changes around here!
Evan, the tuxedo gentleman, and L.C., formerly Little Cat, are also on Team Jared when it comes to treat rationing. These two were shy guys until Jared took them under his wing. He definitely has his favorites – Darby, Evan, L.C., and, naturally, yours truly. Jared and I had a heart-to-heart recently, and he reassured me that I’ll always be his Best Girl Feline, his “BGF.” A title I rightfully deserve, if I do say so myself.
Well, that’s the Thanksgiving scoop from your pal Hot Rod. Wishing you all a holiday filled with warmth, good food, and maybe, just maybe, a little extra turkey for the feline in your life. Signing off for now!
